Bene. Now I can get back up if I fall.



googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”



googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”


Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.




When you try to do the evil playthrough of an RPG.

"Compassion hurts. When you feel connected to everything, you also feel responsible for everything. And you cannot turn away. Your destiny is bound with the destinies of others. You must either learn to carry the Universe or be crushed by it. You must grow strong enough to love the world, yet empty enough to sit down at the same table with its worst horrors."
— Andrew Boy (via silentsigh57)

xephtastic said: <3 <3 hope you’re okay! take care of yourself. :c

don’t worry, you Xephtastic guatemalan dollar, I am just fine! <333333 Just running around doing a lot of cleaning.

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important and fun, yay food!!! I’ve been looking at diving into lately, but maaaan it’s hard straying from my established fave food blog…

Aaahhh I’m always looking for new food blogs! I don’t know if tumblr cut you off or not but I’d like to hear what your favorite is! I am really enjoying No More Ramen, particularly because the mod is awesome. I’m a vegetarian and don’t do a lot of dairy so I kinda am always on the look out for good veg blogs too!

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*clenches fists* i just want tattoos

#q #yeah

"The book doesn’t only belong to the writer, it belongs to the reader as well, and then together you make it what it is."
— Paul Auster (via xephtastic)
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"Don’t just send out your novel without putting it through a bit of fire. Fire serves some good purposes. When you put impure silver through the fire, all the scummy dross rises to the surface. That’s a good thing, because you can then skim it all off and you’re left with something in its purest, finest state."
— C. S. Lakin  (via xephtastic)
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Oh god I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be vague and worrying in that last post, I just had forgotten to eat and it kinda hit me in the face all of the sudden. That was a stupid post to make. I’m fine though! Also on mobile, sorry, I (still) don’t know how to reply to replies here.

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my episode reaction post is pretty lame

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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call


they are exactly the same

EDIT: You have to understand that for two years I have looked at North’s armor and thought of Barney the Big Purple Dinosaur. For two years, I have said nothing. But tonight I break my silence. Tonight I reveal the truth. 

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